Gentlemen's Race

The first annual Hoffenchard Gentlemen's Race is a combination ride/race from Asheville to Brevard on road, returning on gravel or dirt with a finish in Bent Creek. This is a multi-stage event including KOMs, time trials, sprints, food/liquor challenges, hipster trickster contests, and a mandatory saddle-less section. It's not for the faint of heart, or legs. With that said, there will be 2 support vehicles to transport your hydration and nutrition throughout the entire course. A points system will determine the winners of the amazing prizes (which will probably include Eric's Busch Light in my fridge). Be at the Smith/Baisley residence at 7:30 am and bring your A game, bitches!

$10 includes Dolly's ice cream challenge and dinner that night.

Contact Eric or KB if you are interested. Pros welcome (I know you read our blog, Jeremiah) as well as wannabe pros (Rich).

B - wish you could be here for this one. Promises to be epic!


dwight yoakam said...

it shall be the ride/race of the century. or at least the month.

missing this makes my heart hurt.

dicky said...

Sorry, as much as I wanna be pro I have to wash my hair that day.

KB said...

LAME, real pros roll dirty.

The Ghost of Jerry Reed said...

butt lettuce, all night long, and this time I'm playin' for keepz. i'm bringing a secret racer so keep it on the DL

dwight yoakam said...

kenny you better put your best foot forward . . . i've got money riding on you!