we've been talking about going to a water park since the cold days of winter. spankye had never been to one, so we we loaded up the fit along with chandrea and headed to wet n wild in greensboro, nc. a lively time was had by all, and the 3 most important lessons we learned are #1 - grown women who fight teenage girls in front of their crying children are trashy, #2 - there are a lot of bad tattoos out there, thankfully covered by clothing most of the time, and #3 - chick-fil-a has good fucking milkshakes.